Yeah, this is real. Someone's son has been buying up these severed foot pocket pussy's and keeping this manufacturer in business. Not pussy footing around this one.
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F*ck My Face Masturbator
There is so much that is concerning about this, but most of all this review:
"Her BJs feel 95% as good as from a human, I poop you not." - Psychee Mikey | 5/5 Stars
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Uncomfortable Gazing Doll
Those piercing eyes. Is she judging me? Either way this piece of rubber has seen some things...
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Masturbating Glove
Eh, I suppose it beats an old tube sock.
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24k Gold Plated Vibrator
I guess if you have an extra $1000 to spend on a vibrator it might as well be gold plated.
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Dildo Sword
I'd like to see King Arthur pull this sword from the stone.
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Riding Sex Chair
Netflix and Chair? Where would you even keep something like this after you purchased it?
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Bacon Flavored Lube
Netflix and Chair? Where would you even keep something like this after you purchased it?
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Horse Dildo
Remember that horse girl that was a little different in high school? This is her new passion.
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Boob Head
Oh come on, as if this wasn't terrifying enough did they really need to give it teeth and a tongue?
