14 pool floaties and toys worth asphyxiation and drowning for
These pool floats will get you laid, right to the bottom of the deep end.
Ramen Pool Float
Show off your staple food group.
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Battleship Beerpong
This is incredible. I get the feeling this rewards accuracy and there are some great house rules to be incorporated here. Talk about going down with the ship.
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Adult Water Wings
Let everyone know you're not afraid to over consume. These bad boys will briefly keep you afloat if you pass out in the pool. Damn I want to shop that look.
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Blackout Island
Weed out weak children with this one. A timer counts down before a shock is delivered right to the losers soul. Any way to up the shock level on this bad boy? May have to take it apart to find out.
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Pool Beerpong
This is basically a must have if you have access to a pool.
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Massive Unicorn Floatie
Get your girl this so she can float away while you drink with the boys
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Floating Cornhole
Not even sure how well this would work but I want to believe a strategic high toss would send your opponents bean bag shooting off like a fat man launching a kid off the blob at camp. (Looks like it only comes with one float).
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Inflatabull Rider
I'd pop this beauty in 10 minutes tops.
Totally worth it.
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Ice Float Cooler
Never leave the pool to get another cold one. Well, at least until you need to replace the next 6 pack.
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Pool Volleyball Set
I can play this against friends until my feet start bleeding. There's little in this world more rewarding than kicking a friends ass at pool volleyball.
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Ridiculously Large Beachball
What a great way to overcompensate at the beach. Imagine a kid getting blindsided by this thing on a windy day.
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Sunscreen Flask
Hide your whiskey in these fake sunscreen flasks. Nothing beats drinking warm whiskey in the hot summer sun, just like dad used to do.
