This is fucking genius. Just swap this in for your old vent cover in every room and you'll have a full mini putt course during quarantine.

With most bars shut down across the world right now anyone would be lucky to have this keg setup to fill up at brewery and restaurants.

Didn't even know this was a a real thing but I'm about it.

Don't go bacon his heart. This premium box of curated meats is sure to remove some of his disappointment in you.

Nothing empowers a dad like a day drinking over a grill in a passive aggressive apron that asserts his dominance over the flame.

Awesome authentic Thai butcher chef knife.

Old man ripping ass? Let him know with these not-so-subtle fart neutralizing pads.

Like Hot Ones at home. Make sure you get your pops some adult diapers if you pick this up.

Make both cube and circular molds. Or pre-mix cocktail ingredients in the mold and freeze to make an ice-ball cocktail.

This slingshot isn't messing around. You get him this, and stay on his good side.

Wildly impractical but I'm sure that's what your dad thought about having kids.

Apocolypse still might be around the corner. Do you really want your old man to be caught without this necessity?

Might have to pick up one of these for my fat ass while I'm at it.